Rita

Dear Ms Thatcher, I am in receipt of a tome purporting to be a collection of the recent works of your own, esteemed self. Clearly it is no such thing: the levity and absurdity contained within its covers identify it, rather, as a crude attempt to subvert and undermine your deserved reputation as the leading Poet of Our Age, as well as a transparently absurd attack on many of our most eminent business and political luminaries. I urge you to take action immediately to prevent the further dissemination of this scurrilous publication. Yours etc, Sued, Grabbedit and Ran