It appears from the picture on the back of your book, that you are a lady of mature years, but someone who has clearly broken many hearts in her time. Your letters and poetry have certainly put our dear majesty’s postal service to magnificent use and come from someone with considerable wit, balls, not to mention, spare time. Thank goodness your dear friend Malcolm has published your communications for us all to appreciate. They truly are inspired and worthy of entertaining and enlightening the widest of audiences (this Christmas!). It is high time you exposed yourself.